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George Carlin Quotes

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - George Carlin

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Everyone smiles in the same language.