Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.
George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
George Carlin
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George Carlin
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
George Carlin
Everyone smiles in the same language.
George Carlin