Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.