The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
Frank Zappa
There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!
Frank Zappa
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.
Frank Zappa
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Frank Zappa
Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.
Frank Zappa
